Escape
The Quarantine Dictionary
Our lighthearted guide to lockdown vernacular.

zoom // When you rush across the room to refill your cocktail before the conference call.
omgré // The blending of one's untreated hair color from a graduating blonde to brown with gray roots.
strawbucks // Your budget for curbside cocktail kits and drive-through frozen drinks.
FOMO // Fear Of Making Out.
stimulus check // Casually asking a friend if she received her direct deposit, in an attempt to find out how much she earns.
WFH (Wine From Home) // The glass of wine you disguise in a coffee mug for the final team meeting of the day.
normal-sea // Optimistically researching summertime travel.
DUI (Drawing Under the Influencer) // DIY craft pursuits and hobbies you attempted because of Instagram pressure.
iso-lay-tion // The time of day you schedule sex during quarantine.
social distancing // Waiting to post on Instagram until the middle of the night.
bar soap // Disinfecting bottles of booze before bringing them inside.
roomba // When your partner in the dance cardio livestream is a wireless vacuum.