If Angelina is the one setting the trends, babies are super stylish right now. From Hollywood to H-town, there’s no escaping tot talk these days. No matter where you are on the bump watch, we’ll help you navigate babyland.

If you have a bun in the oven".

From the moment those two pink lines pop up and say hello, your usual calm and organized self says goodbye. Two moms created My Baby Concierge, a baby planning and consulting service, to help overwhelmed pregos. Assisting in your baby registry, nursery design, birth announcements and baby proofing, these moms will carry the burden so you can catch your breath before labor begins.

If you have a kid in the cradle"

You suds up with regular ol’ Dial and suck down preservatives, but when it comes to your little one, you’re a little nuts about the all-natural thing. Embrace your inner hippy at bebé verde, an eco-friendly boutique that stocks organic, chemical-free clothing, skincare, toys and diapers. They only carry products that are socially-responsible, which is how you can justify your baby’s lotion costing more than yours.

If you have a shower to attend"

You have a hard time translating words like boppy, bumbo and bjorn. But that doesn’t stop moms-to-be from inviting you to their showers, where everyone speaks a foreign infant language. Say it best by gifting a Bla-Bla, super-soft dolls hand-knitted by women in Peru. Your present will be a hit, and you’ll avoid the awkward breast pump debate. (Available at Kuhl-Linscomb)